something witty this way comes
I am quite awksome. I watch youtube a lot. :D


(via barackfuckingobama)
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(via lisalokitude)
(Source: whichrealityisthis)
“You’re pretty paranormal.”
Matt and Karen in Doctor Who Confidential
(Source: lockhart-s)
Anonymous asked: You are kind of brilliant you know
That is very kind of you. :) But you must have me mistaken for someone else entirely, sorry.